May 2013
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
vvorldwideweb:
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
Anonymous asked: Do you know what movie the gif you just posted is from?
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
thirstyfangs:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you’re the reason all these bitches crawl
