notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
vvorldwideweb: *takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
Anonymous asked: Do you know what movie the gif you just posted is from?
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
thirstyfangs: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls you’re the reason all these bitches crawl